That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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