Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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