I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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