Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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