Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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