How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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