no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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