Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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