yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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