Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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