I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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