More tranny stories later!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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