you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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