I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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