Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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