I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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