at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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