Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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