No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
These tits shall not be calmed
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