why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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