he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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