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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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