hell yes lets make some ravioli
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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