How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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