I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Too much gin, very little bucket
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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