is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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