summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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