I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It's Friday. Sex?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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