Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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