I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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