I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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