This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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