What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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