didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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