I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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