You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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