Whod you bang
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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