u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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