You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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