i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.