question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT