Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!