I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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