Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just want to make out with him forever
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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