Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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