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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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