im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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