just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Randomize
