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I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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