You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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