and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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