There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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