5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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