Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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